i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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