I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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WHAT??
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