Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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