: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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