don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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