Do you still have your period?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Randomize
