you have to choose: penises or morals?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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