i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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