I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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