Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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