The maid of honor just puked.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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