You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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