When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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