you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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