he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
no you cant smoke seaweed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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