haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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