He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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