I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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