I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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