Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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