remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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