I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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