No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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