we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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