id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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