I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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