we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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