so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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