? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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