do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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