come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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