your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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