woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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