did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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