well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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