oh god the rape fog is back!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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