if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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