But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm passing your future prison.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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