my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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