True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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