so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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