ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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