I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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