I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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