used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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