she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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