they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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