if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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