Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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