I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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