He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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