I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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