any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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