new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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